Juicy Goat

Good luck, girl. I think you’re gonna need it.

I wish I could vote for two, but I think your scraping by here when I think you shouldn’t have gave you the edge.

The reason I wanted to make the “Big Threats Alliance” was to avoid exactly how the game played out from happening. I couldn’t make it happen, but *you* recognized your path to the win and executed it best, so I have to vote for you here. Congrats! – Joaq

This was a really, really tough decision but ultimately I decided I feel you deserve my vote the most. For the record, in an alternate reality where you had held true to our plan and helped me stay in a few rounds, you would be voting for me to win right now instead of the vice versa. GG!

Throughout this game, I think you struck the balance you intended from the outset. That kind of execution impresses me.

*meow*

“12 Points from the Irish jury go to… Australia! I was torn between you and Yve after watching your videos as you both seem like really genuine people that I can relate to a lot. Steph, you come from the same anxious, academic place that I do and Yve I could have recorded an identical video about my journey towards becoming a more consciously kind person over the years. Russell you were by no means a distant third place, I just couldn’t connect with you as well on a personal level”

Yve and Russell, you made some damn good arguments but Steph pipped you folks to the post

Unlike the other two, you realized that you didn’t have to perform some unnecessarily roundabout song-and-dance routine to get to the end, and I’m not about to try so hard to escape the “bitter” label that I over-intellectualize the “goat” label. Good game, sis, I’m hoping the fourth time’s the charm.